zombiesarejerks:

I was with my girlfriend in downtown Philly and having a hard time parallel parking. I made a fucking crazy mess of it. We were seriously there for 5 minutes with me pulling in and out of the spot, popping the curb, etc. Finally she offers to park the damn car. I’m relieved so I get out to guide her and she gets in driver’s side. Right after she gets in the car a group of 3 guys walks down the street and sees my girlfriend in the driver’s seat in this horrible mess of a park job. As they pass, they look at me. So I shook my head, pointed at the car and go “pfft! Women!”

True stories, ladies. Jealous yet? I would be!