zombiesarejerks:

Today my girlfriend got a lovely anon calling her a handmaiden for affiliating with me, because I called that lady a cunt. I suggested that she respond with a picture of my balls. Since Heather is not the sociopath that I am, it is up to me to grace the internet with a really fucking nasty picture of my balls.

So here it is, anon, a picture of my balls.

I would encourage others to save this picture and use it to respond to hateful anons. It would bring me no end of pleasure if my balls became the standard response to anon hate! Thank you, and good night.

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“How does this not have a million notes already?” - Is what he just said to me.

Also. Don’t click the READ MORE. It really does have a picture of his balls.