zombiesarejerks:

My mom had on that show about the gay Jonas Brother who married a beard and I couldn’t help but get really offended by the amount of disgusting behavior on the part of gay Jonas and his family.

His “spiritual advisor” wanted him and his beard to have a baby, and he wants her to have a baby too, I guess so even more people will think he’s straight. Anyway, the entire episode consisted of him pressuring his wife to have a baby. How fucking awful is that?

Hey dickbag, you’re going to ejaculate and maybe if you’re not on tour, bring her some ice cream while she’s pregnant but she’s going to have a fucking human growing in her for nine months and then it has to come out of her. Don’t you DARE pressure her to go through that. When she is ready to push a human being out of her cunt, SHE will let YOU know.

PREACH.