pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

dimethylpolysiloxane:

frykesmind:

boazpriestly:

heathyr:

loki-my-hiddles:

luvloki19:

odairaremysugarcubes:

Even if Romney isn’t elected I’m coming

I dont think ive ever read anything more beautiful…

Australia can facilitate as well.

that’ll be a long swim to Australia but it’ll be worth it

Those who can’t swim will board the multi-ship and we will all sail off to better lands. 

If the UK becomes too full, I’ll be waiting in the Netherlands for you guys!

Jamaica’s right here with open arms, guise. So if you’re too lazy to swim the distance hop on down here if you like

And if even that’s too much, walk on over to Canada and we’ll give you a welcome basket and your very own beaver

I’ll settle for England, Jammie dodgers, and chocolate digestives any day. LITERALLY, any day. Sign me up. England is an incredible place and I have never felt more comfortable than when I was there.